Thursday, September 6, 2012

Boot-Straps? How about you try and pull yourself up by your A$$-$trap$!

regarding RNC: to those of you who wish everyone would start their lives within the worst possible conditions; —i.e. come from nothing-ers, pull yourself up by your bootstraps, did it on my own, no-one-helped-me-I-can-feel-a-storm-a-coming-cause-I-feel-it-in-my-bum-knee-that-I-hurt-as-a-highschool-armchair-quarterback, etc.)

You. First. motherfuckers.

give your shit away. try it your fucking self. see how easy it is for yourself to have no support structures. and every friend you though you had says "yeeeeeeeeeah, I wish I could but guess what?"

aint no-body on this side has a trust fund to loan you. suddenly you find yourself not invited to the olympic dancing horse champagne parties and the vodka pissing ice sculptures suddenly seem a little above the basic needs. then you need to find a job and your vast expertise in armchair-quarterback-sportscasting suddenly doesnt translate into a fungible skill. "Aghast!" you say in exasperation? "Well, I never..."

I say to you good day.

I SAID GOOD DAY!